Lotus Notes is Devil Software

[Diomedes]

In case anyone was wondering.

In fact, if I was some evil boss planning on torpedoing productivity in any way I could think of, I would install lotus notes pronto.

I can only guess how much money is thrown at that beast to keep it running each year.  I'm fairly certain I saw it chase down a virgin in the wilderness and sweep a third of the stars from the heaven with its tail.

[Donnie (S3 / Jagor)]

We use it and I concur... Although I always saw it as a sea monster, specifically a giant squid with it's monster tentacles, color changing skin, ink blast and metal crushing beak.