Surprisingly.. I just ate my weight in steak a few hours ago and it made me hungry. Ha.. haha.. haha.. I'm straight. I don't like how an 80-something old man "dreamt" up the menu. That's creepy and sick and perverted. *bluuuurgagagaga*

Hope no one eats them rare on a bed.. of rice, that is. And it enhances your virility. Does that mean you acheive the penis of your chosen dilectable and it impregnants your lover? Bull-baby. Hmm.. Good thing they didn't use any sexual inuendo about swallowing it.