Things to think about.

>1. A day without sunshine is like night.
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>2. On the other hand, you have different
>fingers.
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>3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on
>the spot.
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>4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad
>name.
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>5. Remember, half the people you know are below
>average.
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>6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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>7. Depression is merely anger without
>enthusiasm.
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>8. The early bird may get the worm, but the
>second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
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>9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture
>some people have.
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>10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a
>bad memory.
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>11. Change is inevitable, except from vending
>machines.
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>12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a
>couple of payments.
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>13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?
>Raise my hand.
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>14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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>15. When everything is coming your way, you're
>in the wrong lane.
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>16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness
>pays off now.
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>17. How much deeper would the ocean be without
>sponges?
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>18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get
>sucked into jet engines.
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>19. What happens if you get scared half to
>death, twice?
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>20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your
>name?
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>21. Inside every older person is a younger
>person wondering, "What the heck happened?"
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>22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck,
>we would all fall off.
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>23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why
>some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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>24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's
>more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today,
>might burn your butt tomorrow.