I was thinking of tossing back a few and calling my ex in a drunken stupor asking, " Why? Oh, why? Take me back! Please!"
Or I'll just game it up with some Cheerwine and try to figure out why roses have all these thorns and I was the only person who had to put out 20 cases of 8x dozen rose bouquets while not wearing any gloves. Ouch, it stings! Yeah, that sounds pretty gnarly.
Sever.