When Facebook becomes a liability

I noticed a status change of a guy that I knew in high school that looked rather odd. These are some things I saw on his profile when I investigated:
(can't get a screenshot in Safe Mode apparently)

Mini-Feed:
**** is cheating on his Girlfriend... or rather EX Girlfriend. 1:48am

**** edited Education Info, Hometown, Work Info, Interests, Looking For, Interested In, Activities, About Me, Quotes, Music, TV Shows, Movies and Books in his profile, and changed his profile picture. 1:44am

Personal Info
Activities:
If I tell you I will have to kill you... cheating on my girlfriend who is way too hot for me anyways, pretending to be way more important than I am.

Interests:
Hunting, fishing, & poker. Utility closets, brooms and mops, ruining my best friend's wedding. Ugly bridesmaid bitches, the clap. Collecting STDs like it's my job!!!!!

Favorite Music:
Secret Agent Man

Favorite TV Shows:
24, SWAT, Cheaters, Gay Straight or Taken, How To Look Good Naked, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Bridezillas, Who's Wedding is it Anyways?, Golden Girls.

Favorite Movies:
My Best Friend's Wedding, Wedding Crashers, The Breakup, Agent Cody Banks, Liar Liar, An Affair to Remember

Favorite Books:
Lying for Idiots, anything by Danielle Steele!!!! Romance Novels, Playgirl.

Favorite Quotes:
Once a cheater, always a cheater - Unknown

Why does it burn when I pee? - Me

God gave men two heads but only enough blood to work one at a time.
About Me:
I am a liar and a cheater. I have oodles of STDs and am willing to share them with anyone in a bridesmaids dress. If interested, please meet me in the utility closet. I'm always down for a good dry hump. But don't worry, it's not really what you think.