lmao! That was great!
"And I would say to you: 'You've got a slim chance of getting a good man at forty. Get yourself a good dog.' "
Simply genius.
"Who the hell cares? If you want to... do whatever you want to do. What the hell is a goldfish... what does a goldfish need a name for? They have no scent. You can't go up to the thing and tap on the thing and call them, can ya? Fluffy fluffy fluffy. I mean, you're a fool..."